God Forbid Soy Candle, sarcastic office humor | minimalist meme
$10.00
Deadpan office-style label with a sarcastic “God Forbid” line—a minimalist soy candle for people who appreciate dry, meme-literate humor. The clean monochrome typography and simple white label read like an understated office memo, pairing with the trend’s 90s/90s-adjacent, typewriter-ish aesthetic. Choose a warm, familiar scent to match the mood (Cinnamon Vanilla, Clean Cotton, or Unscented for pure text-forward vibes). This candle fits into low-key home and desk setups where quiet irony and subtle decor speak louder than bright colors.
Product features
- 100% natural soy wax blend, 100% cotton wick and a glass jar
- Reusable glass vessel — jar can be cleaned and repurposed
- Burning time: 50-60 hours
- Compliant with ASTM safety standards
- Choose from 12 different aromatic scents (including Unscented)
Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.
